Your life is a lie

Thanks dad

Breakfast, my dad arrived as nonchalantly:
- Hey son, going out tonight?
- Oh, I don't know yet ... (of course not)
- Why? no girl in sight?
- Nah ...
- Son ...
- Sup, dad.
(speaking lower) - Have you ever ... did it? (doing that > with his hand)
- Dunno, what's it, Dad?
- Have you ever shagged a girl?
- (silence)







Thanks for reminding me about my virginity, dad.